Our friends at Boost Mobile, having already produced some memorable ads, may have given us an apt symbol of the American recession: George Washington reimagined as a middle-aged schlub—unshaven, sorta overweight, and perhaps dreaming of hip-hop stardom. He tells us that a low-cost phone plan has made his declining currency feel valuable again. I think a foreclosure sign in front of GW's house would've catapulted these ads into the realm of high art, but perhaps I'm asking too much. Seriously, though, they're funny and well-made spots. Check them out: