A lot of people are aware that if global warming continues and sea levels rise that life in New York City will be threatened. Experts predict, for instance, that it may be harder to get a cab if the sea level rises so much as 12 inches. That's only one foot. Think about it.
But there's a problem that not a lot of New Yorkers are aware of that is probably maybe bad, too: The flyover states are becoming a whole lot less flyover-y because they are all getting fat with fat people. And for this, we need a post-advertising age solution. Read on.