Seinfeld Takes Microsoft in a Weird Direction
Seinfeld Takes Microsoft in a Weird Direction

I like this new direction from Microsoft/agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky. Bogusky's scam—and it's a good one—is applied tastefully to the Microsoft marketing problem: MS is not as cool as Apple. Unfortunately, the real problem for MS is that Vista is not easy to use, save with much expert help, and MS Office 2007 is basically an insult to IT people and consumers. But with the marketing, I think we're making progress.

The Bogusky scam? Humanness. We had the Whopper Freakout scam where BK fanatics freaked out on camera (below). We had the Coke Zero scam where Coca-Cola "employees" (they were actors) approached various lawyers about suing Coke Zero (also below). All good scams. I like this one better.

The humanity is Seinfeldian in nature, but we know Seinfeld. It's Bill Gates who comes alive. Not that anyone who follows the news wouldn't know a lot about Bill Gates, his amazing success story, his humanitarian work, his philanthropic work, etc. This is very different. He's trying on Conquistadors. He's earning Big Top points. And when he adjusts his shorts, it is confirmed that MS will, in the future, be turning computers into cakes that we can eat:

Hammer time:

When Seinfeld sees Bill Gates in the store and goes in, we are prepared for irony. Already in a shoe store trying on day-to-day shoes, it's not hard for Seinfeld to establish Gates as an Everyman type of character. We realize at the register, however, that Gates is no ordinary guy when he flashes his platinum Shoe Circus Clown Club card to get his Big Top points. He's platinum. At the same time, sensible.

When we are taken outside the mall—at this point Seinfeld and Gates are eating what looks like meat on a stick—we are transitioned into the serious portion of the commercial. We are fed an extremely overwrought line about how smart Gates is (too celestial). Message: Gates is smart. Then Seinfeld asks whether is MS is going to come up with "something" that will turn our computers into cake so we can eat cake while we work. Gates, uh, "nods" his assent. Message: We're looking out for you, we know you want to have fun at your workstation/lifesupport/computer, and we want you to have your cake and eat it, too.

Congrats, Bogusky. Good messaging, good spot, good use of narrative, character and metaphor.

Problem is, MS needs to put its money where its mouth is. Vista is hard to use and buggy. We know they can build a good operating system because of XP, which was pretty awesome right from the start. And MS Office 2007 is, excuse my language, a fucking insult. None of the programs have any functional improvements, but all the commands are in different spots, making it virtually impossible to pick up for an MS Office 2004 expert. Question is, will life imitate art in this case? I hope so.

More Bogusky scams. The Whopper Freakout:

Coke Zero scam:

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September 8. 2008 4:07 PM

macintyre

Perhaps they should consider a name change. Play Now or Vandelay Industries come to mind.

macintyre

September 8. 2008 3:21 PM

Jeremy

Point taken on the authority issue. I would argue, though, that MS v. Apple is about more than software at this point: It's also about lifestyle and image. And Seinfeld's authority to speak on those things is high. For nine years, America hung on his every notion about lifestyle. However, I think this commercial does deserve more criticism than I gave it, though perhaps less than you gave it.

I still think that MS's biggest marketing problem is one that Seinfeld can't solve.

Jeremy

September 8. 2008 3:03 PM

macintyre

Sorry J. Can't hop on board with the bulk of your take on this one. While I appreciate the attempt to "humanize" BG via association with ol' American fave Seinfeld, this one swings and misses. Seinfeld hasn't been relevant or funny in anything since the episode prior to the final Seinfeld episode. His schtick only worked in the show, and certainly doesn't transfer to this milieu. He has no authority to publish in software land. Did you ever see him use that prop computer in his apartment? If Bogusky/Msoft were determined to use Seinfeld, they should have created a "wow moment". And Seinfeld only has one of those in his arsenal. Why not reunite the cast (save racist kook Michael Richards) and put Bill G in the midst of America's favorite TV cast of all time? Maybe they recreate the "master of my domain" scene with BG replacing Kramer plunking down his dough with an emphatic "I'm Out!".

This one doesn't even work as a non sequitur, as it would have to follow logic out into funny space, and this is just piffle. It's as if they generated the idea/copy from some random comedy generator.

Does this spot make me like BG more? No, I already like him. He does great work via his foundation and has made an unparalleled contribution to modern technology. Does this spot make me want to buy Msoft products? No. I'll keep tapping away on my Macbook Pro loaded with OS X and Google Chrome, thanks.

macintyre

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