The holidays are a lonely time of year for some people, especially those of you who decided to eschew a vacation in favor of working this week. With the below, I salute and thank you for your dedication, your attention and your utter lack of connection with the rest of humanity.
My only question about this vicious brandjacking is, Does the order in which Jack Black betrays and pleasures the various video game consoles reveal something to the audience about Black's attitudes toward the various systems?
He loves and respects Nintendo Wii, but doesn't want to play with it as much anymore; it doesn't do the things he wants.
He is falling in love with Microsoft Xbox 360, but doesn't respect it the way he respects Wii, the father of his child; and he can't leave Wii anyway—father of the child stuff.
And SONY Playstation 3 is a tramp he likes to play with on the side. He's not sad to see it burst in on him and 360, to say the least, but didn't invite it to the initial party.